This amazing note is the result of all the previous notes in the category of those notes that are most wrongly understood by the readers.

This startling note is the result of a recommendation of a think tank in the Galaxy of Andromeda.

This unbelievable note is the result of tapping into the subconscious mind of all university professors in Great Britain .

This fun and revealing note is the result of a chance remark made by the most beautiful sexually frustrated porn photograph woman in Denmark when she was asked by the photographer, “Shall we do the real thing after the photos?” whereupon she answered, “If you could give the real thing it would already be happening.” Existential genius can obviously erupt anywhere at any time.

This note is about an Alien who recently landed on Earth near a farmhouse in France.  He carefully emerged from his planetary landing craft and peered in the window where an elderly couple were watching news of the “Non” vote against the EU constitution.  He then returned to his craft and said to a companion, “It is ‘Non’!”  The companion, a female, then said, “Let’s celebrate and have sex in this dangerous position on the ground on the Earth.  We could even go primitive out in the bushes here.   Want to risk it just for fun?”  Whereupon he said, “What if we are caught by the old couple?”  She answered, “That’s easy, we will tell them we are making a porn sci-fi movie!”  The male Alien would not agree to this, but once they were back in the Mother Ship, they got into some very heavy group sex with some abductees from upper New York State in America .

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