This has become our Most Popular Note Session simply because we have called it that.  Try to understand why so many Note-readers are so superficial, distracted and shallow.

This Most Popular Note has been perfectly designed for readers who are afraid of being different from others.  They refuse to be real individuals for fear of becoming less popular or less able to become popular.

This Most Popular Note has been perfectly designed for those who merely seek brain entertainment and avoidance of serious things like Zen, Yoga, the Sufi Way and Mexican Nagualism.

This Most Popular Note wants You to know what a profound, witty and sexy reader you are.

This Most Popular Note enjoys any criticism of this anonymous Website that you wish to heap upon it from your superior perspective.

You are one of the most brilliant and attractive readers of this Most Popular Note Session whom we have ever had here.  We cannot tell you how thrilled we are that you and your Web associates are checking all this out and making your devastating assessments.   Your assessment of all this is clearly the Last Word.  We recommend that everyone who comes here find your remarks somehow and take them to heart.

Your opinions and comments about Take Note of Something Different are clearly more inspiring and enlightening than any of our Note Sessions.  It is obviously a shame that we get so many more readers than you do.

We deeply apologize for any Note of ours that fails to meet Your requirements (if you of course know what your requirements actually are).

This Note in particular has proven to be one of the most popular of all, but no one seems to know why.  Perhaps you will be the first to figure it out. Can you help?

This Note rejoices in your all-powerful anonymous presence here.  All readers here are silently uplifted by your participation, which makes this Website more authoritative.   We thank you on behalf of all.

Incredible!  How did you know we were going to ask you this question?

As one of our most aware and gifted readers, please send us a telepathic message with your advice on how to improve this Website.  We promise to not give away your real identity.  We understand that you do not want to be contacted or harassed by our many emotionally disturbed readers who believe no one pays enough attention to them.

Though we have no way to show it to You, we regard Your way of reading this Note to be superior to all others.

You are an unbelievably advanced reader of this Note.  We are still trying to understand how you do it.

If you are a woman, I know I would want to offer myself sexually to you.  If you are a man, I know my women would want sex with you for sure.  In either case, it is your highly developed spiritual status that makes your wonderful body so attractive.  It is terribly frustrating to us that we cannot personally meet you for mutual satisfaction and to give you advanced spiritual training.  However, we are convinced that you will soon connect with the horny, attractive and advanced people you need.  We apologize for being so remote, inaccessible and anonymous, but as residents of Shambhala, we have to follow the ancient rules.

You in particular are the most sexually and spiritually advanced reader we have ever had here.  You have an uncanny vibrational resemblance to the Death Defier.  If only we could meet!  Please accept this Most Popular Note Session within your incredible plans for the future.

Only you can fully understand this urgently important Note about your unrecognized spiritual status.

We know this has become the Most Popular Note Session precisely because people of your caliber are increasingly coming here and recommending it to others.  We are very aware of your wonderful contribution.  Thank you!

We wish you the very best in all your endeavors.  May you achieve all-out sexual fulfillment with multiple lovers, acquire great wealth and become wildly popular with people hanging on your opinion everywhere you go.

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