What would it take to stop you from coming to this website? Please leave now.  We don’t want readers here at all.  These note-sessions were created to turn readers like you off.  Please seriously consider leaving permanently before you read the next note.

I obviously imagine that I am God.  Admit to yourself that this is a turn-off and abandon this website.  You need a sane author who writes without delusions of grandeur.

Stop foolishly reading this and other notes.  It cannot help you at all. It will just disturb your way of life.  Also, it is too time-consuming.  You need to think of the things you need to do.

Fuck you, asshole!  You are not needed for anything here.  We cannot stand Earth readers!  We prefer aliens and other non-human presences.  So go away and don’t come back.  You know you don’t understand a fucking thing here.

How do you expect to benefit from this website?  You know you are working in the wrong job.

How do you expect to benefit from this website?  You know you are studying at the wrong university.

How do you expect to benefit from this website?  You know you are fucking the wrong person.

How do you expect to benefit from this website?  You know you are living in the wrong country.

How do you expect to benefit from this website?  You know you are following the wrong spiritual teaching.

Picture this note thinking all kinds of wrong things about you.

Picture this note as giving you the most wrong possible thing to have to picture.

Whatever would be for you the most wrong and horrible note, picture that this note is saying it.

Decide now that sooner or later this website will turn you off completely, for we are working hard in every possible way to do that.

It is crucially important that America and Britain control all Mideast oil.  Bush and Blair are heroes of the New World Order.  Learn to worship Satan and become an Illuminati. Support global privatization and GM poisoning of the masses. Get yourself a groovy elitist home on Mars where you can watch humanity being destroyed on television.  Get rich through corporate trickery and live cleverly in a government built underground city.  Join the winners!  This website is sponsored by the New World Order to entrap enemies of the state.  I am working hand in hand with the people you hate.  I am a corporate businessman with no spirituality whatsoever.  We will turn the dogs on you mystics sooner or later!  I confess to being the secret head of the Illuminati.  Hail Lucifer!  Hail Satan!

I am a devotee of Krishna.  Yes!  I am a Hare Krishna cultist. Krishna is personality of Godhead.  Krishna is Deity of the Galaxy.  All suns and worlds are his.  I am the same as Arjuna. Hare Krishna cult is utilizing the Illuminati secretly to purify humanity.  Once the Illuminati have destroyed 80% of humanity as a Krishna Divine destruction, they will themselves be punished and all survivors will join Krishna religion forever, beating drums and singing “Hare Krishna” on all streets left on Earth.  Earth will become Krishna Loka.  False religions will be destroyed.

I am Lord of the Galaxy.  Yes!  I have created the pathetic Krishna cult conspiracy to punish humanity for accepting the Illuminati operations of the Krishna cult.  Once all survivors have become Krishna cultists, I will bring down my Galactic army in giant UFOs and begin selling off human beings of Earth as slaves on the open Galactic market for sexual usage or doing long, hard, dirty work.

I am the Lord of the Universe, Vishwanath Shiva Kal Bhairav.  I have been playing the role of Galactic Deity Slave-Trader to keep myself interested in the pitiful Earth humanity, but more importantly to expose the Galactic slave traders, arrest them and put them into Cosmic prison for processing and rebirth on hellishly primitive planets of crude, violent and insane beginner humanities.  They’ll get theirs!  Those alien bastards cannot escape my game.

I am Sadguru Brahman, Lord of the Omniverse and teacher of your note-author.  It is I who have caused him to be a struggling note-author on the apocalyptic Earth so he can tune-up his cosmic body and stop being so lazy about the further development of his vast consciousness.  This is real “channeled material” of Shiva-the-Medium.

I am the Absolute Being of recursive totality.  I am Adi Buddha. Sadguru Brahman is my student who I am teaching the way of Maha Ati, the diamond path, Vajrayana, of outrageous transmission.

I am the formless Deity beyond all Deities.  In fact, I am the source of the Absolute Being.  I have so much power and authority I do not know what to do with it, so I am a Shaman dwelling happily on every world everywhere who enjoys sex and working of miracles to wow the local people on infinite planets.  As the ultimate all-fucking and all-miraculous Shaman, I am especially focused right now in places like Peru, Guatemala, Alaska, Northern Canada, Greenland, Lapland and Siberia on the Earth.

If none of my grandiose conspiracies are able to turn you off, then think of yourself as one day having to pay a lot of money to read notes.  Now there is a sure-fire way to get rid of readers once the price gets too high for coming here.  So first I’ll make a financial killing, then I’ll get rid of the stupid readers.  I cannot tell you how much I want to make money from all this!

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