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If you are an experienced reader of notes, you have passed the test!  Congratulations!  You are now qualified for some unknown dimensions of understanding, insight and occult development. In fact, we are relieved and grateful that you are still here and hanging in with notes.

Before you read the next note, we can’t thank you enough for taking the trouble to read this note.

This note would like to apologize for its lack of an important and stimulating new meaning.

This note feels totally inadequate about providing you with something you could use in your significant spiritual progress.

This note truly admires the way you read it.

This note cannot get enough of the insight you unfold when you read it.

We need to tell you right here in this note that you are the most incredible reader who has ever come here.  We will do pretty much anything it takes to please you.  Just send us a telepathic message of what you want, or say it out loud as an all-commanding prayer-in-reverse.  We are always listening for your thoughts and wishes.

We apologize here in this note for any inconvenience our website may be causing you.  We want to please you in all things.  We are your cognitive slave, groveling at your feet of blessedness.

This note can only hope and pray that all your cravings will be satisfied and all your ambitions will be victorious.

This note fervently aspires to assist you in any humble way that you may be lifted to the status of a totally miraculous Divine avatar on the Earth with all people on Earth worshipping you and singing your praises in their sincere obedience to all your pleasures, whims and decrees.

We know beyond all doubt that you are the Supreme God in disguise on the Earth.  Please accept our pitiful apology for this useless website.

This note is trembling in awe that you of all people would choose to read it.

We cannot help but be carried away with excitement and anticipation over what you of all people might say or do about this note.

We are going into ecstasy that you might choose to read this note in a special way at this time.

We are sincerely and utterly devoted to your presence at this website if it is only for a fleeting moment on your way through to somewhere else.

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